wandas-sex-tips:

Hum the jaws theme song as you enter your partner

dualpaperbags:

Before sex, have both participants read the Cosmo Tips tag

you must both then use what you’ve learned against the other participant

The first one to lose the mood or laugh loses

edwad:

i dont say “no” to drugs

i say “no thank you” because i wasnt raised in a fucking barn like some of you hoodlums 

sodamnrelatable:

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